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A husband and wife are doing their grocery shopping.
The man picks up a case of beer and sticks in into the
shopping cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans' he says.
'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the
wife and they carry on shopping...
A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20.00 jar of face
cream and sticks it into the cart.
'Whoa, what do you think you're doing?' asks
the man.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look
beautiful' she says.
The man replies...'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BEER, AND
IT'S HALF THE PRICE!'
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It all makes perfect sense to me.....
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If their brains were fissionable material, they wouldn't have enough between them to blow a gnat's nose.
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10-10-2008, 07:53 AM
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Although that blue font is rather annoying on tren_z_x |
10-10-2008, 08:01 AM
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I don't see any blue text..... 
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10-10-2008, 09:26 AM
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Looks black to me.
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Originally Posted by Simul4ti0n
Looks black to me.
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Here we go another race thread... 
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10-10-2008, 04:52 PM
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here we go another race thread... |
lol
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10-10-2008, 05:08 PM
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IMO if the man isn't allowed to get $10 worth of beer the woman shouldn't be allowed to get $20 worth of face cream. That being said, a woman would not find that argument logical.
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Originally Posted by YMAA
IMO if the man isn't allowed to get $10 worth of beer the woman shouldn't be allowed to get $20 worth of face cream. That being said, a woman would not find that argument logical.
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But then again they wouldn't admit to being wrong either....  
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10-10-2008, 05:28 PM
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But then again they wouldn't admit to being wrong either.... |
For them, it's plausible deniability. They don't see themselves as being wrong, so why would they admit to being wrong when they clearly aren't?
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10-10-2008, 05:30 PM
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Like that story of the little boy who told his mom to return the cream to the store, after he asked her why he put it on her face every day... Cream doesn't do jack! (Exception: shaving cream)
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10-10-2008, 05:42 PM
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It does if you have really dry skin. Medication I took a while ago did that and I had to put on moisturizer every day to keep my skin from drying out completely.
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10-10-2008, 07:22 PM
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I still put mosturizing cream on my skin every day... but not acne or "fairness" cream or anything.
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It does if you have really dry skin. Medication I took a while ago did that and I had to put on moisturizer every day to keep my skin from drying out completely.
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I still put mosturizing cream on my skin every day... but not acne or "fairness" cream or anything.
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Your all a bunch of pansies...
*puts on his prescription moisturiser...*
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There was a girl who went to my highschool who was born with no oil glands in her skin. She shed skin cells like a dog sheds hair...
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LAWL that was great to read.
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That being said, a woman would not find that argument logical.
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I do.
Any facial cream that costs $20 better be a prescription for a skin condition, otherwise it's ridiculous. |
10-14-2008, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by jessycubed
I do.
Any facial cream that costs $20 better be a prescription for a skin condition, otherwise it's ridiculous.
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Woo.. another person who realises that the cheap cream does exactly the same as the expensive stuff! (I sound really gay now)
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Erm, Jessy, Magicless has some of the best facial cream around, and he would not object to giving some to you. Totally free too!
(I'm a sick sick man- er, boy)
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Originally Posted by Afrodisiac
Erm, Jessy, Magicless has some of the best facial cream around, and he would not object to giving some to you. Totally free too!
(I'm a sick sick man- er, boy)
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My sperm gets bagged and sent to Afghan for poppy bioengineering. So no to that idea. |
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Erm, Jessy, Magicless has some of the best facial cream around, and he would not object to giving some to you. Totally free too!
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Hmm, my skin has been feeling a bit dry lately...
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My sperm gets bagged and sent to Afghan for poppy bioengineering. So no to that idea.
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