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    Man Logic

    The following is fully certified to meet all requirements
    of MAN LOGIC.
    A husband and wife are doing their grocery shopping.


    The man picks up a case of beer and sticks in into the
    shopping cart.
    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
    'They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans' he says.
    'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the
    wife and they carry on shopping...
    A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20.00 jar of face
    cream and sticks it into the cart.
    'Whoa, what do you think you're doing?' asks
    the man.
    'It's my face cream. It makes me look
    beautiful' she says.
    The man replies...'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BEER, AND
    IT'S HALF THE PRICE!'

    It all makes perfect sense to me.....
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    Although that blue font is rather annoying on tren_z_x
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    I don't see any blue text.....
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    Looks black to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simul4ti0n View Post
    Looks black to me.
    Here we go another race thread...


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    Quote Originally Posted by baldeagle View Post
    here we go another race thread...
    lol
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    IMO if the man isn't allowed to get $10 worth of beer the woman shouldn't be allowed to get $20 worth of face cream. That being said, a woman would not find that argument logical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YMAA View Post
    IMO if the man isn't allowed to get $10 worth of beer the woman shouldn't be allowed to get $20 worth of face cream. That being said, a woman would not find that argument logical.
    But then again they wouldn't admit to being wrong either....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gneisenau View Post
    But then again they wouldn't admit to being wrong either....
    For them, it's plausible deniability. They don't see themselves as being wrong, so why would they admit to being wrong when they clearly aren't?

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    Eurasianman: How'd you know my tongue was silver?
    iDENTITi: because the heavy metal poisoning is making you retarded.
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    Like that story of the little boy who told his mom to return the cream to the store, after he asked her why he put it on her face every day... Cream doesn't do jack! (Exception: shaving cream)
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    It does if you have really dry skin. Medication I took a while ago did that and I had to put on moisturizer every day to keep my skin from drying out completely.

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    I still put mosturizing cream on my skin every day... but not acne or "fairness" cream or anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YMAA View Post
    It does if you have really dry skin. Medication I took a while ago did that and I had to put on moisturizer every day to keep my skin from drying out completely.
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    I still put mosturizing cream on my skin every day... but not acne or "fairness" cream or anything.
    Your all a bunch of pansies...
    *puts on his prescription moisturiser...*
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    There was a girl who went to my highschool who was born with no oil glands in her skin. She shed skin cells like a dog sheds hair...
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    LAWL that was great to read.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YMAA View Post
    That being said, a woman would not find that argument logical.
    I do.

    Any facial cream that costs $20 better be a prescription for a skin condition, otherwise it's ridiculous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jessycubed View Post
    I do.

    Any facial cream that costs $20 better be a prescription for a skin condition, otherwise it's ridiculous.
    Woo.. another person who realises that the cheap cream does exactly the same as the expensive stuff! (I sound really gay now)
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    Erm, Jessy, Magicless has some of the best facial cream around, and he would not object to giving some to you. Totally free too!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Afrodisiac View Post
    Erm, Jessy, Magicless has some of the best facial cream around, and he would not object to giving some to you. Totally free too!



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    My sperm gets bagged and sent to Afghan for poppy bioengineering. So no to that idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Afrodisiac View Post
    Erm, Jessy, Magicless has some of the best facial cream around, and he would not object to giving some to you. Totally free too!
    Hmm, my skin has been feeling a bit dry lately...

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    My sperm gets bagged and sent to Afghan for poppy bioengineering. So no to that idea.
    WTF?
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